Anonymous asked: So why you equate relationships with misery? Next to dick, do you save a little love for balls?
I prefer fuck buddies over relationships. A fuck buddy could die and I’d feel absolutely nothing. Serious romantic relationships strain my soul.
I have a lot of love for the little fried and mac n cheese balls they sell at trader joes.
Me on the other hand, if my female fuck buddy dies it would “strain my soul” while a relationship I’d feel absolutely nothing